16 Jan 2010 On the way home for Autumn's basket ball game Clayton said, "Hey Mom, in my video game I found a wicked cool archer, I'll show ya'll when we get home." Definitely an interesting mix of Bostonian and Texan.
12 June 09 I signed Autumn up for Girl Scouts for the first time. Mom: I have a feeling we will be buying a lot of Girl Scout cookies this year. Autumn: It's okay mom you don't have to buy them, I will give them to you for free. Mom: You can't do that. You have to buy them. Autumn: You mean I have to make them and buy them?!?
2 Feb 09 While sitting at the dinner table Clayton started talking about where he will live when he goes to college. Mom: You can live in the dorms at the college. Clayton: I hope there are good-lookin girls in my dorm. Mom: No, they usually have male dorms and female dorms. Clayton: Oh man...why? Autumn: Because girls don't want to hear or smell boy's stinky farts!
18 Jan 09 Autumn came inside from playing in the snow and said, "Mom, my coat is all wet, even the fur on the hood. Mom....is that real squirrel fur?"
22 Nov 08 After showing my ID to the security guard to get on base, Autumn said, "Mom, if a bad guy came through the gate and his ID said 'I am a bad guy' that guard should NOT let him on the base!"